(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ~『✧~*ABOUT YOU*~✧』
1. Are you more feminine or masculine?
2. Are you tall or short?
3. What’s your favorite color?
4. What do you love about yourself?
5. What’s your greatest flaw?
6. Do you see yourself differently than other people describe you?
7. What are you really, really good at?
8. What’s something you’re bad at, but love?
9. What’s something people have tried to force you to do?
10. How do you spend your free time?
11. Describe the way you dress in one sentence.
12. Have you ever gotten your nails professionally painted?
13. What is the most insulting thing anyone has said to you?
14. Favorite game?
15. What color is your hair?
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ~『✧~*PHILOSOPHY*~✧』
16. Do you believe in god?
17. Is men’s rights a thing?
18. Does love really exist?
19. Can science explain everything, eventually?
20. Are we raised into what we love, or do we come to love it based on how we were raised?
21. How do you feel about the school system?
22. Do you believe in fate/destiny?
23. What is art?
24. Do we define ourselves, or does our past?
25. What happens after we die?
26. Do humans matter--tiny specs on a floating piece of rock in a solar 27. system in a galaxy in an infinite universe?
28. Is there good in everyone?
29. Does apathy really exist?
29. Is human life only valuable because our society makes it?
30. How do you feel about society, the vague “they” blamed for everything?
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ~『✧~*LOVEY-DOVEY PREFERENCE STUFF*~✧』
31. What gender do you prefer?
32. What’s the first thing you notice about someone?
33. Could you love someone you found ugly?
34. Favorite hair color?
35. Favorite eye color?
36. Ideal height?
37. Describe, personality-wise, what your ideal boy/girlfriend would be like?
38. Describe, appearance-wise, what your ideal boy/girlfriend would be like?
39. What do you look for--brains or looks?
40. Could you fall in love online?
41. How much of an age cap can you handle?
42. How would you introduce yourself on a blind date?
43. Could you forgive a cheater?
44. Is lying about something serious as bad as cheating?
45. Right now, you could call the person you like/love (if you aren’t dating/engaged/married already), or show up at their front door, and just confess or kiss them or whatever. What’s stopping you?

nasturbate:

it just got so much better

sparklesnap:

That’s a metaphor, son! You missed it! It flew right by ya!

sparklesnap:

That’s a metaphor, son! You missed it! It flew right by ya!

vgjunk:

Typing of the Dead, PC.

badmiiverseposts:

miiversehitposts:

"my gf just called and said she thinks she pregnant"

holy fuck

Judging by my Tumblr, post in my ask what you think I’m like in real life

shota-goat:

talesof4chan:

Anon lets his cousin play Dark Souls

This is actually really depressing

bryko:

I’m watching Monsters Inc. with Pulp Fiction subtitles

reblog if you want anonymous opinions of you
rallyluna:

Just finished drawing this today, I was very happy with the outcome so I wanted to post it here on Tumblr!

rallyluna:

Just finished drawing this today, I was very happy with the outcome so I wanted to post it here on Tumblr!

rumetzen:

Patrick Bateman: Do you like Naruto?

Paul Allen: It’s OK.

Patrick Bateman: The early arcs were a little too romance-focused for me, but when the Chuunin Exam arc came out in 2003, I think it really came into its own, commercially and artistically. The whole arc has clear, crisp action, and a new amount of interesting characters they really give the show a big boost. Its been compared to Dragonball Z, but I think Naruto has a far more dynamic, engaging cast.

Paul Allen: Hey Halberstram.

Patrick Bateman: Yes, Allen?

Paul Allen: Why are there copies of the style section all over the place, d-do you have a dog? A little chow or something?

Patrick Bateman: No, Allen.

Paul Allen: Is that a rain coat?

Patrick Bateman: Yes it is! In ‘10, Kishimoto released this, The Invasion of Pain, his most accomplished arc. I think his undisputed masterpiece is the Naruto vs. Pain arc, with action so stuning, most people probably don’t pay attention to the themes. But they should, because it’s not just about the power of friendship, and the importance of peace, it’s also a personal statement about the manga itself.

[raises axe above head]

Patrick Bateman: Hey Paul!

[he bashes Allen in the head with the axe, and blood splatters over him]

Patrick Bateman: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD!

butttsavitch:

inkedmanagerie:

I was in charge of the specials board this week, so I decided to Grump it up a bit! Do not drink the Sonic ‘06 though. It is extremely disappointing.

you can never finish a glass of sonic ‘06

chibisilverwings:

ambrromance:

joultonofblood:

Sums up their personalities pretty well.

Eddy: I can achieve anything
Edd: there’s a logical way to achieve what I want
Ed: there’s nothing standing in my way

Eddy hopping over the fence indicates his willingness to “cheat” the system, or to take a shortcut. Much like his schemes, it might end up being more work, but in his mind, cheating is the best way to get ahead.

Edd goes the neat and logical way, he’s straight forward. BUT, note that he closes the gate behind him rather than leaving it open. He’s incredibly meticulous and even if it’s more convenient to leave it open for anyone coming in behind him, he has to leave things neat, tidy and as he found them.

Ed is also is straight forward, he in fact is using the MOST direct route. But this route is one no one else would consider because it seems completely nonsensical. Which sums him up pretty well. The fact that it works for him is also fun to note. In general his earnestness and determination carries him through situations that most people would be stopped by.

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